Alien's Diary

relatablefangirl:

poking-roger-waters-penis:

freddies-beautiful-smile:

freddies-beautiful-smile:

Mother of god. My mom was trying to take a picture of our christmas tree. Being the troll I am, I kept photobombing. She had me sit down to stop and I threw my phone, knowing it’d never work. It worked. We have a picture of our christmas tree with a flying phone

You guys thought I was kidding…

omG

it looks like it’s taking a selfie… #nomakeup #natural #xmas

(Source: stairway-to-mercury)

jennehbear:

i’m forever stuck between wanting to discover loads of new music and wanting to listen to the same 4 albums over and over again

socialteen:

ur butt fits in my hand like its made just for me 

foxnewsofficial:

you can win any argument if you just keep replying with “so?” to everything they say until they have an existential crisis 

david-tennant-in-the-tardis:

deansass:

the-chubby-nerd:

I don’t care who you fucking think you are:

If a kid wants to show you something they’re proud of, you better fucking act impressed

I don’t care if it’s a small score on a video game or a piece of art made of nothing but blue paint or even a fucking fake burp
You better fucking act like you just saw Jesus materialize out of thin air.

I bet John Winchester never saw this post

Reblog if you would be devastated if you found out one of your followers committed suicide.

imaginationexplorer:

youwillbealoneforever:

hufflepuffletardis:

cr3amedpeaches:

suicidal-smiles:

wheretheewildthingssaree:

moject-prayhem:

don’t you dare not reblog!!!!!!

If you don’t reblog this I’m judging you.

I’d cry knowing that I could of possibly helped them

you wouldn’t even notice, if i do it

if you don’t think i care about every single one of you, you obviously don’t know me or my blog

(Source: be-fly)

linkinstiel:

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

suchprocrastination:

hopelesslyhiddled:

grandpa-rome-the-cock-block:

IM LITERALLY ABOUT TO SCREAM I WATCHED SUPERNATURAL FOR THE FIRST TIME AND DEANS VOICE DOES NOT MATCH UP WITH HIS BODY I SWEAR HIS VOICE IS SO DEEP OHMYGO D

DID YOU WATCH THE LAST EPISODE OR ?? BECAUSE HIS VOICE IS PRETTY HIGH IN S1

IT DROPS PROPORTIONALLY ALONG WITH HIS HAPPINESS

WHICH HAPPENS TO RUN PERPENDICULAR TO HIS HETEROSEXUALITY

(Source: grandpa-rome-the-cockblock)

colferchris:

things that shouldn’t be as difficult as they are:

• dealing with spiders
• buying bras in the right size
• purchasing pads or tampons without getting embarrassed
• devouring the souls of my enemies
• getting out of bed in the morning
• ordering food over the phone
• using public transport